Ek Dost Dosre Se... Yaar badi mushkil mai hoo ??? Meri biwi mujh se 1 KISS ka 100 rupey leti hai... Dosra Dost !!!Yaar shukar karo,tu bada LUCKY hai,dosron se to 500 rupey leti hai... by Naveed

wife ko begum kui kehte hai? simple kuiki shadi ke ke baad wo apne sare gum husband ko de deti hai aur khud be---gum ho jati hai by gyanendra

A cute & innocent joke As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up & said 2 the thief " Take my School bag also otherwise I'll wake up my mom" by Sneha

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." by Anon

santa:(to his friend banta): my wife is afraid of water. Banta: how can u say that? Santa: yesterday when i reached my home i found her in the bath tub with our security guard....... by santa-banta

Teacher : What do you want to become? Lil Johnny : Doctor!! Teacher : Why? Lil Johnny : 'Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. by Anon

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... Is right. Gud Day. by Anon

This is hilarious.. Laughter is the best medicine..... 3+ 3 =8 Bataao Kaise? Bataao Bataao! Nahi Pata?!! Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================================================= Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI ================================================================================= 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ================================================================================== What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ================================================================================== Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ..... ..... ... ....... okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ================================================================================== ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ========================================= ========================================= Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan. ================================================================================== What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me. ================================================================================== - one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... An IDEA can change y! our wife. ================================================================================== A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ================================================================================= ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega??????? .......... .......... think ...... think.... ........ ........ ........ ......... ......... ......... ......... geela ho ke nikalega...... ================================================================================== ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ...... sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ================================================================================== whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ================================================================================== Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange? think...... ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. socho socho ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. the answer is .......... They Both Are Not a Banana Keep Smiling... by prasad